Help writing a sermon about Britney Spears?

I'm going to be giving a sermon on Sunday for a Britneyism (the belief that Britney Spears is God) group that I am a member of. We will be doing our usual prayers to her and so on, but I need some help to write the sermon. It is the first time that we will be doing this. How should the order be for a good sermon? I do have a few topics for it. Please serious people only. We're not here to insult the religions of others. Our gatherers pray in-front of a large cross with Britney's name and pictures on it. It is something we believe in.